[X]You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush
[x] You have been called a "blonde"
[X] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[X] You just tried to lick your elbow. (XD)
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
[X] You sang them to make sure.
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.

so far: 11

[X] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it
[X] You type with three fingers or less.
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling

so far: 14

[X] You have fallen asleep in class
[] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[X] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[X] You are often told to use your "inside voice"

so far: 18

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. (Simple math is supposed to be simple... then make it even more simple! See? Simple!)
[X] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.(it just happened yesterday!!)
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

so far: 23

[X] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[X] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[X] The word "um" is used many times a day.
[x] You don't know what "um" means.
[X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[] You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Total: 32

MULTIPLY BY 3 & REPOST WITH:
32X3= I AM 96% RETARDED!!